Uncanny wedding

First thing I remember is the fact that I was about to marry one girl (actually my ex-gf, who is, in fact, married already). I felt that this wedding was unfortunate and I didn't really wanted it anyway. But still I worn my suite and ran to the altar at the last moment. Me and my bride grasped each other's hands and the ceremony begun. Instead of usual oath, we started odd dance on the stairs of the altar. Every time I wanted to say anything, the priest was coming before me with exactly the same phrase.
- How comes we are tuned so well? - I asked innocently. He answered:
- Stop licking my boots.
I noticed that he resembles my master thesis promoter, with all his arrogance and dental defects.

Then place switched from church into a restaurant. I told my father that I didn't really want to marry her, and that whole situation seemed awkward and even absurd. When he heard it, he got mad on me and started to shout that she was so nice to me and asked what actually I had against her. I accused him on hastening my marriage because allegedly he wanted to see his grandchildren before his death. Then I started to make presentation on my computer about what circumstances had led to that irrational marriage and why I didn't want it so much.

Out of train experience

Finally I had this OOBE thing :D

It happened during my trip to Czech Republic whilst sleeping in the train cart on a bench. All of the sudden I felt that I had fallen into the floor. I stood up, my vision was distorted in a strange way. I saw a guy sitting next to me and.. myself lying on the bench. I stayed ther for a while just to get used to a new situation. Then I felt strong willingness to leave this compartment and even this train so I went out and I started to run through the corridor. I wasn't even opening the doors between carts, I was just running through them like a ghost. And then I lost concentration and my body summoned me.

It was short but still it was my first oobe so I'm very glad it finally happened. I forgot about some certain things I should have done during oobe, like touching things just to be focused on the new situation. Running and flying on the very first moment may be tricky.

Lucid horse riding

I was walking through a corridor and what I encountered was a big group of people that happened to be participants of a funeral. I started to talk with one of them, who turned out to be a brother of deceased. He told me that his dead brother was young person - he was born 11th of December 1983 - the same day I was born! I showed him my ID card to ensure him that I was telling the truth. He glanced at me with curiosity and told me to show it to his mother. She wasn't actually surprised. She explained that strange things had started to happen before the death of her son. She led us to TV with VCR and put a cassette inside (which, I was sure, had been planted them by an unidentified, mysterious person). The movie began. The camera was focused on a field where after a few seconds some blockbusters started to explode. They exploded all the time in different ways... All of the sudden I found myself on that particular field. I spotted a shock wave from one of those explosions coming straight against me. With no better idea I raised my hand and shouted "Stop!", and the shock wave disappeared. That was a crucial moment, for I understood instantly that I was in the middle of a dream. Of course I forgot about everything I planned to do in a Lucid Dream. Anyway, this time a giant herd of white horses was running against me. I had no fear because I was sure that I could make them disappear... but I didn't want to. I had a better idea. When the first horse was close enough I jumped on it, grasped its mane and started to ride it bare-back. What a wonderful feeling! I was riding whenever I wanted, speeding up to gallop (but much faster than a real one) or slowing down to walk and enjoying the breathtaking sight. When I got bored with horse I switched it to camel and then to elephant. After certain amount of time I let the animal go and started to stroll along lakeside. I was looking for some place to urinate, when I stumbled on a fishing-rod, which fell partly into the water. One of the two present anglers got mad on me and started to swear in Spanish. He took a box out of the water which was somehow connected with the fishing-rod I soaked. The box was containing some filthy rags and a pouch of coins. They said that it was all wet and useless so they gave me the box (with all the money). I grabbed the pouch and said: "No podeis pagarme por mojando vuestros cosas" (you cannot pay me for soaking your things), but they only laughed. Then I woke up.

Sleep paralysis

I'm on fire... again, I've had a sleep paralysis immediately after getting asleep. Now I'm quite sure that I can get it only if im lying on my back.

My vision was slightly distorted, like there was a cloud above me. It might have been a cloud of negative emotions which filled me before i went to bed. I could control only my eyeballs and intercostal muscles and I felt a huge fear paralysing my mind. I was afraid of my sailing hat hanging on the wall in front of my bed, which I was expecting to grow bigger... but it didn't. After some amount of time (seconds, maybe minutes) I seized the situation and started to think about getting into OOBE. I tried to roll out of my body mentally, as the first method I had recalled. It only exhausted me and woke me up. I was too tired to make another approach, so I gave up. I guess I'm still too nervous, it probably will take several attempts to do it properly and get OOBE.

Black mass

Today I had really weird, long and incoherent dream. The first thing I can recall from the plot is me strolling along some street, followed by one girl. I dont know why I remember her for she didn't even appear later. Anyway, then I found myself in some building, resembling my primary school, on a small feast. But the most important thing happend in the very end of my dream. I was putting my jacket on in order to leave the building when I spotted a creepy moth sitting on my shoe. I decided to spread it all over the floor but then a watchman came out of nowhere and started to remisce about him struggling the other day with enormous moth. According to his story, he applied a trick to slaughter poor insect, namely he used pincers and mashed it remorselessly. During our chat we were standing next to the front doors, which were ajar. Suddenly peculiar gust opened it wide, followed by glimmering light and dreadful murmur. We peeped out the frame and spotted a black mass taking place in the middle of the street! And the funny thing is that the leading satanist was the father of my ex-gf Anna.

ex-gf strikes back

This night I started with sleep paralysis instantly after getting asleep. I had some breathing problems, like something was sitting on my chest. I didnt feel any dread but there was some tension in the air that I cannot describe. I tried to imagine a rope hanging above me for I had heard that it is the best way to get into OOBE, but i relaxed too much and eventually I lost paralysis. I guess important thing is to keep oneself frightened ;) Hopefully I wont wait for next sleep paralysis another 6 months like this time...

Anyway, I remember some of my later dream:

I found myself in front of Olga's (my ex-gf) house. Implicitly I came there to borrow a pencil from her (no idea why). I typed her flat number on the intercom. She answered with mild joy in her voice and let me in. When I was about to reach her floor, she went outside of her flat and met me in the staircase, with neatly wrapped pencil in her hand. It occurred to me that I hadn't even mention the aim of my visit. It turned out that she had bought me that pencil during her stay in Italy. When she seized the coincidence, she embraced me and started to cry.